Today, I decided to talk to you about a growing trend that HORRIPILATES me: septum piercing. If you never heard about it, a septum piercing is a generally circular piece inserted in the eponymous nasal wall seperating the two nostrils. Of various sizes, colors and forms (for exemple, some are completely closed, while others are open rings ending with two small balls), they were originally worn by members of Native American, South Asian and African tribes, as well as by people identifying as gothics, punks or skinheads, but, for some reason I totally ignored, they spread during the last few years to people with a, let's say, more conventional look to the eyes of this normative society. Those people usually sport the type of septum you see below.
Comme vous avez pu le comprendre, je trouve cette mode complètement affreuse. En plus, les photos de septum ne rentrent même pas comme du monde sur mon article! En tout cas, les gens qui me connaissent savent à quel point je déteste cette mode. Je trouve que personnellement, ce piercing va uniquement bien aux gens qui ont un look dans la même veine (punk, gothique, beaucoup de tattoos) et que 99% de ceux qui le portent ne réussissent pas à bien le faire. Désolé les amis, mais vous avez soit l'air de vaches, soit d'avoir des crottes de nez métalliques qui dépassent! En plus, si vous tombez sur un mauvais «perceur», vous risquez de vous retrouvez avec un septum trop haut ou trop bas, ce qui vous fera avoir l'air encore plus ridicule.
As you might have understood, I find this trend completely horrid. Plus, the stupid-ass septum pictures don't even fit in my post! Anyway, people who know me know how much I hate this trend. I personnally think this piercing only suits people with a look in the same vein (punk, goth, a lot of tattoos) and that 99% of those wearing it can't pull it off properly. Sorry friends, but you either look like cows, or as if you had metal boogers hanging! Worse, you could fall on a bad ''piercer'' and risking to end up with a too high or too low septum, which will make you look even more ridiculous.
C'est tout pour ma petite crise...Je sais, je suis un peu rude ! J'espère que vous ne m'en voudrez pas et reviendrez bientôt!
That's all for my rant...I know, I'm a little rude! I hope you're not mad at me and you will come back soon!